Due to a little know holiday, Emancipation Day (April 16th this year), the deadline to submit federal tax returns has been pushed back 3 days until April 18. This of course has no effect on Nicolas Cage who always pays his taxes on Neveruary 32nd.
Actual tax payers are free to submit their returns earlier than April 18th, however, if you pay your taxes on April 16th you have to put a 1 on line 24 of your return to indicate that you are in fact a racist.
via AP
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