Man Who Encouraged Murder of 'South Park' Creators Gets 25 Years in Prison

Zachary Chesser, the man who encouraged the murder of South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, was sentenced to 25 years in prison for advocating the murder of U.S. citizens. Not surprisingly, no one cares that Parker and Stone advocated the murder of the Kardashians.

Best. Episode. Ever.

via The Hollywood Reporter
via South Park Studios

O.J. Simpson attacked in prison

O.J. Simpson was allegedly beaten nearly to death in a prison but the authorities had done their best to keep the attack a secret. Simpson said, “I’m lucky that the guards didn’t get rid of the witness like I... nope nothing. Football's awesome”

"Oh, yeah that's my glo- Nope, nothing, it's a deflated football."

via Huffington Post