Cellphone allows user to receive a blown kiss

In an effort to make cellphones more intimate, a new concept cellphone allows it's users to feel as if they're being touched, kissed, or even being whispered to. A fine idea, but, let me know when it feels like the back of a throat. All I'm saying is I like real intimancy.

The designer mentioned that one day instead of text messages, maybe users would send kisses over their cellphones. To think, the annoying guy talking on his cellphone on the bus will be a fond memory of a time gone by, replaced by the awkward guy trying to slip his cellphone some tongue on the hover-bus.



via DVICE

Oprah address Lesbian Rumors in a private rendezvous with Barbra Walters

Oprah spoke to Barbra Walters about lesbian rumors saying, "I'm not a lesbian, I'm not even kind of a lesbian." Obviously her statement is incredibly convincing, but, it makes you wonder why was one of Oprah's Ultimate Favorite Things this year Gayle's vagina?

via The Huffington Post

Captain Awesome is real

Douglas Allen Smith Jr., an unemployed 27-year-old legally changed his name to Captain Awesome based on the name of a character from Chuck. Now I've never watched Chuck, but I can't help but assume Captain Awesome is an ironic nickname for a character who's unemployed and has an obsession with a horrible television show.

via TMZ

Wikileaks supporters help Assange by screwing with websites?

Visa and MasterCard stopped allowing its cardmembers to donate to WikiLeaks. Proving once and for all, if you’re an free-speech-loving-anarchist, choose American Express, Do More™.

As retaliation, WikiLeaks supporters organized through Facebook and Twitter and managed cause outages on both Visa's and MasterCard’s websites. Supporters rallied around the hashtags #WikiLeaks #Payback and #BattleStarGalactica


The Facebook and Twitter pages used to organize these attacks were both removed for violation of terms of service. The social network Friendster has offered a safe haven to WikiLeaks supporters saying, “Please, use our website to organize attacks on anyone you want, really we don't care, attack anyone. Even Facebook or Twitter. Seriously, we wouldn't mind at all if you took down those websites.”

via CNET

Time Capsule discovered at San Francisco school

In San Francisco, a 100 year old bronze time capsule was found, the contents of which are unknown. I say no one opens it because, I already saw this movie, and it was called Knowing and it was terrible. Also, spoiler alert, everyone on the earth dies at the end of this movie, and you don't want the entire world's blood on your hands because you had to open Pandora's bronze box, do you? Now let try and dig up a cute guy who's been living in a nuclear shelter since the 1960's cause I've seen that movie too and two people fall in love and they're rich from old stuff and it's really sweet.



via SF Gate

Google settles lawsuit for $1

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Google Inc. settled a lawsuit, acknowledging it trespassed on a Pittsburg couple's property and are required to pay $1 in damages. So, Gmail users, expect can expect service outages as a result of this loss. Once they pay their legal fees, the couple is planning to take whatever is left over and travel to Europe.

The Borings (yes, that's really their name) are satisfied with this victory calling it, "One sweet dollar of vindication." The Borings next lawsuit is against the Mars Corporation for when the pack of Peanut M&Ms didn't fall out of the vending machine. The Borings are hoping for "Seventy-five sweet cents of vindication." It's unclear at this time if they would seattle for 75 cents worth of sweet chocolate.

via PC World

Alcoholic Chocolate Milk: Real

A new product is available locked up in your local grocer's diary selection, Adult Chocolate Milk. Adult Chocolate Milk is chocolate milk that's 1% fat and 20% alcohol. Hopefully this will be more successful than the first Adult Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk bottled in a glass dildo (shake vigorously before consuming).

Of course Adult Chocolate Milk the perfect drink for your inner child, who just wants to forget their childhood.

Official Product Site
via Geekologie

DreamWorks Animation refuses to stop making sequels

Jeffrey Katzenberg, the K in DreamWorks SKG, stated that there will be four Madagascar movies, six Kung Fu Panda movies, and at least three How To Train Your Dragon movies. Hope you really liked them the first time around, because DreamWorks Animation is giving us microwaved leftovers for the next decade.

via I Watch Stuff

Josh Duhamel booted from flight for not turning off phone

Actor Josh Duhamel was kicked off a flight Thursday after refusing to turn off his Blackberry, causing the flight to be delayed. So good news, even though the TSA doesn't allow more than 3.4 ounces of liquid aboard planes, they still allow 150 pounds of ass hole.

via The Hollywood Reporter