A new product is available locked up in your local grocer's diary selection, Adult Chocolate Milk. Adult Chocolate Milk is chocolate milk that's 1% fat and 20% alcohol. Hopefully this will be more successful than the first Adult Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk bottled in a glass dildo (shake vigorously before consuming).
Of course Adult Chocolate Milk the perfect drink for your inner child, who just wants to forget their childhood.
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via Geekologie