Man Fails to Remove Wart from Finger with a Shotgun

A man shot off his own finger with a shotgun while trying to remove a wart with the shotgun blast. The good news is he's figured out how to aim better for his genital warts.






via Yorkshire Post

North Carolina to Defund Planned Parenthood

North Carolina has decided to defund Planned Parenthood. The decision was inspired by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's success with unplanned parenthood.

"That's not funny."

via CBS News

'Lost' Creator Tells January Jones She Sucks at Acting

Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof tweeted that January Jones sucks in her role in X-Men: First Class. Of course she sucks, Damon, how do you think she got the role in the first place?

The answer I'm implying is oral sex. She put someone's penis in her mouth to get the roll. She sucks.

via TMZ

Anthony Weiner Admits Sending Lewd Photo

Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted that he did send the sexually suggestive photo of himself calling it, "a big mistake." I dunno, I'd call it a pretty average size mistake.

"My mistake is huge, like an 11 inch mistake."

via The Atlantic