'Lost' Creator Tells January Jones She Sucks at Acting

Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof tweeted that January Jones sucks in her role in X-Men: First Class. Of course she sucks, Damon, how do you think she got the role in the first place?

The answer I'm implying is oral sex. She put someone's penis in her mouth to get the roll. She sucks.

via TMZ

Anthony Weiner Admits Sending Lewd Photo

Congressman Anthony Weiner admitted that he did send the sexually suggestive photo of himself calling it, "a big mistake." I dunno, I'd call it a pretty average size mistake.

"My mistake is huge, like an 11 inch mistake."

via The Atlantic

Justin Bieber attempting to grow mustache

Seventeen-year-old pop star Justin Bieber tweeted that he is planning on growing a mustache. Apparently no one told Justin Bieber that girls can't grow mustaches.

"What did I say about the N-word?"

via The Hollywood Reporter

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Kim Kardashian asks James Cameron for a role via Twitter

Kim Kardashian asked James Cameron for a role in 3D on Twitter. James responded, “I don’t have anything in 3D, but, I do have a project for you in night vision.”

via The Hollywood Reporter

Lady Gaga quits Facebook & Twitter

Lady Gaga is quitting her Facebook and Twitter until $1 million is donated to the charity Keep A Child Alive. That's right world, all you have to do is be selfish and keep your money, and you never have to hear from Lady Gaga again.

Ok, I broke my poker face. Get it? I made a reference to Lady Gaga. Donate, be nice, help out some people with AIDS, cause Lady Gaga's narcissism won't allow her to stay away from Twitter more than a week anyway. I guess if you have AIDS, then hold on to your money, but, don't tell me you have AIDS, you're only gonna bring me down. And I don't wanna hear anyone say they're not gonna donate because they have HIV, it's like, "I get it, you could have AIDS soon," and I could too if I get a blood transfusion in Mexico, but, you don't hear me complaining.

via CNET

Gov. Schwarzenegger makes fun of Sarah Palin on Twitter

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on Twitter that he was flying over Alaska and couldn't see Russia. Many saw this as a joke at Sarah Palin's expense, unfortunately, it was because Gov. Schwarzenegger still had his sleeping mask on.


via Huffington Post

3% of all Twitter traffic is Justin Bieber-related

A Twitter employee revealed that 3% of Twitter's infrastructure is Justin Bieber related. Good news is that this means the Bieber fever epidemic is 97% contained.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Ashton Kutcher Denies Cheating On Demi Moore

On Twitter, Ashton Kutcher said, "I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees." Ashton is expected to file a lawsuit once he finds his car.

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Twitter Wants to Read A Book

Jeff Howe has come up with the idea that everyone on Twitter should read he same book, so that twitter user can have a massive discussion about the book via Twitter. Right now, American Gods by Neil Gaiman is in the lead to be read by the Twitter community. The number one trending topic on Twitter right now is Tostitos, good lucking getting them to read, Jeff.

Via Wired