Justin Bieber attempting to grow mustache

Seventeen-year-old pop star Justin Bieber tweeted that he is planning on growing a mustache. Apparently no one told Justin Bieber that girls can't grow mustaches.

"What did I say about the N-word?"

via The Hollywood Reporter

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Justin Bieber’s Hair Fetches $40,668 on eBay

Justin Bieber's hair sold for $40,668 on eBay in a recent auction for charity. In other news, my Justin Bieber voodoo doll is almost complete.

"Give me a kiss... or else."

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Justin Bieber criticized Lady Gaga's fashion

Justin Bieber criticized Lady Gaga’s fashion sense calling it “gross.” Lady Gaga conceded that Bieber is right, adding she doesn’t have Beiber’s feminine touch.

So much androgyny, so little talent.

via Hundustan Times

Justin Bieber calls U.S. health care system evil.

Justin Bieber called the U.S. health care system evil. And I agree, because it’s done nothing to cure Bieber Fever.

I have Bieber lime disease.

Buy a bracelet, help find the cure.

via Huffington Post

Justin Bieber disappointed about Grammy Loss

In an interview Justin Bieber said he was disappointed that he didn't win a Grammy. He said it was almost as sad as when he didn’t make the tee ball team the week before.

"How can life get any worse?"

via Hollywood Reporter

3% of all Twitter traffic is Justin Bieber-related

A Twitter employee revealed that 3% of Twitter's infrastructure is Justin Bieber related. Good news is that this means the Bieber fever epidemic is 97% contained.

via The Hollywood Reporter