Thief steals ashes from church

A Northern California thief walked into a church and stole a backpack that contained the ashes of a deceased man. Police suspect the thief may have thought the ashes were heroin, and if that's the case, they ask that Charlie Sheen return them as soon as possible.

"I thought they were the remains of my career."

via SF Gate

Malaysian police arrest three for heist of 725,000 condoms

Malaysian police have arrested three suspects involved in the heist of some 725,000 condoms. The suspects hope the charges will be reduced to stealing 72,500 pairs of slippery gloves.

via MSNBC