Iran has threatened to boycott the 2012 London Olympics over an Olympic logo that they believe resembles the word "Zion." That is crazy, what are they gonna believe next? That there's a penis drawn on the cover of The Little Mermaid?

"No no no... it's a back massager."

via The New York Times

Donald Trump may run for President

The rumor mill is churning with news that Donald Trump may be running for President. It's unknown who would be Trump's Vice Apprentice.

"I'm for small business. Sorry, I meant I'm for exploiting small business."

via The Christian Science Monitor