Iran has threatened to boycott the 2012 London Olympics over an Olympic logo that they believe resembles the word "Zion." That is crazy, what are they gonna believe next? That there's a penis drawn on the cover of The Little Mermaid?

"No no no... it's a back massager."

via The New York Times

Carol Simpson left job because of ageism

In an interview former ABC News Anchor Carol Simpson said she left the network because, she didn’t have the energy to deal with ageism. Simpson, however, does have the energy to eat dinner at 5:00 PM.

 Before I quit, I spent 10 minutes trying to remember where I was.

via NPR