Thousands of birds flock to 9/11 Memorial Lights

On the ninth anniversary of 9/11, the twin columns of light projected as a memorial over the World Trade Center site and thousands of birds flew in and out of the columns. Speaking of 9/11 I know this is a controversial opinion, but maybe we shouldn't rebuild the twin towers. Clearly stuff really likes to fly right there.


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Fireball erupts in San Bruno, CA

A gas pipeline ruptured and caused an explosion and burned down four houses in San Bruno, California. Many are upset blaming PG&E for negligence, but, officials haven't ruled out terrorism from the Fire Nation of the west.

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CBS to air Tony Awards through 2013

CBS has committed to airing the Tony Awards for three more years. This insures CBS will continue to be the least watchable channel on television.


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Spencer Pratt & Petty Pablo both arrested

Rapper Petey Pablo was arrested yesterday after he allegedly tried to sneak a gun through airport security. In Costa Rica, 'actor' Spencer Pratt was arrested for felony possession of a firearm on his way back to the U.S. yesterday. So what do Pratt and Pablo have in common besides trying to commemorating 9/11 by sneaking firearms on to airplanes? They both obviously have severe brain damage. 


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Michael Richards sued for attacking photographer

Photographer Brendon O'Neal claims Richards approached him and then proceed to beat the crap out of him. It seems unlikely that Richard's attacked the photographer for no reason, because O'Neal isn't black.  


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Bristol Palin skipping out on Dancing With The Stars practice

Sources say Bristol Palin hasn't been practicing for her premier on Dancing With The Stars. Which is ok, cause if she fails she can step down as a contestant, reload, and dance for the betterment of the people of the United States and her family. 


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Gov. Schwarzenegger makes fun of Sarah Palin on Twitter

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on Twitter that he was flying over Alaska and couldn't see Russia. Many saw this as a joke at Sarah Palin's expense, unfortunately, it was because Gov. Schwarzenegger still had his sleeping mask on.


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Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'

According to a new study, frequent Facebook users are narcissistic and have very low self-esteem. People with low self-esteem are the worst. I hope nobody searches my name on Facebook and then adds me as a friend and pokes me and compliments my favorite movies and tv shows and then we fall in love and I won't be lonely anymore and I wont have to feel empty because I never felt like my father loved me.


via The Daily Mail

Nude photos of Kim Kardashian leaked, Kim's pissed. Not in the photo, she's pissed that the photos got released. The photos are totally hot.

Playboy released 25 never before seen photos of Kim Kardashian, Kim is reportedly upset that these photos were leaked. Good news is this is hardly as embarrassing as being seen eating Carl's Jr.

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Scientist discover key to sexy dancing

Scientist discovered that women tend to be drawn to men who use a lot of space, and vary their movements. This is landmark discovery is the first time science has conclusively shown that women are attracted to douche bags. 








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Scientist teach robots to deceive

Georgia Tech researchers have developed robots that can deceive robots and people. Researchers call it a success saying, "There's no indication that there will be a robot uprising."

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Adults not eating enough Fruits or Vegetables

A recent study found that adults have been eating less fruits and vegetables. I'm tying to change this statistic by eating three jelly donuts in the morning and more Heinz ketchup on my awesome blossom.

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Tom Brady involved in car wreck

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was involved in a car accident and doesn't seem to be injured. John Madden described the incident saying, "Boom."

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Uwe Boll gives the Holocaust the film it deserves

Filmmaker Uwe Boll is making a film about the Holocaust. Boll is expected to bring the same light touch to the film as he did with Blood Rayne II: Deliverance.


Fair warning, this is just awful.



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Britney Spears being sued for alleged sexual harassment

Ex bodyguard of Britney Spears, Fernado Flores, filed a claim against Spears alleging sexual harassment. The suit sites many examples, "She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores]."  The lawsuit goes on, "The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust." Even more disgusting, Britney made Flores listen to her song, "Piece of Me"


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Optical speed bumps

In West Vancouver a new optical speed bump is being used that makes it look as if a young girl is darting out in front of the driver's car. I can't imagine this is a good idea because once people realize this is just a trick, they'll stop slowing down when they see children in front of their cars. Of course then again this will turn every child in Vancouver into a literal speed bump, so maybe there's an upside. 

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3% of all Twitter traffic is Justin Bieber-related

A Twitter employee revealed that 3% of Twitter's infrastructure is Justin Bieber related. Good news is that this means the Bieber fever epidemic is 97% contained.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Hulk Hogan injures back.

Hulk Hogan injured his back while bending over to pick up a seashell. This marks the first time a sand dollar has held the title of WWE Heavyweight Champion.

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The Japanese can walk

In this video from Japan, a college group does a synchronized walking demonstration that's truly impressive. Between this and the opening to the 2008 Beijing Olympics, you wonder why they still can't merge onto the freeway. I'm just kidding of course, stereotypes are terrible, but, it does make you think...

Money Buys Happiness!!

Researchers found that people's happiness increases with their income up to about $75,000. So if you ever wonder why immigrants work so many jobs, it's cause they're trying to be happy.

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JetBlue attendant resigns

Steven Slater resigned from JetBlue on Wednesday. Although he had personal grievances with the company, he's going to let them slide.




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U.S. Open Fans Brawl In Stands

A brawl broke out among spectators Thursday night during the U.S. Open. I'd probably fight someone too if I had to watch tennis for two weeks. 






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Bristol Palin tells Leno She's "not heartbroken" about breaking up with Levi

On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Bristol Palin told Jay, "I'm not disappointed, I'm not heartbroken," over her break up with Levi Johnston. Hopefully she'll meet a good man on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.






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Ashton Kutcher Denies Cheating On Demi Moore

On Twitter, Ashton Kutcher said, "I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees." Ashton is expected to file a lawsuit once he finds his car.

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Craigslist Blocks Access to ‘Adult Services’ Pages

Craigslist has blocked access to its “adult services” section and replaced the link with a black label showing the word “censored.” Related story, Montana Fishburne REALLY needs to sell her sex tape. 

via The New York Times

First Implantable Artificial Kidney

An artificial kidney powered by the circulatory system could be the first implantable device to replace kidney donation. Even better news, now you can get a drink in a bar in Mexico and not have to worry about waking up in a bathtub full of ice.

via Popular Science

7.4 Earthquake hits New Zeland

A 7.4 magnitude earthquake struck in New Zealand 20 miles west of Christchurch, New Zealand's second most populous city. Wyclef Jean is expected announce his candidacy for president of New Zealand any minute.

via The New York Times

Double Rainbow Guy gets commercial

The Double Rainbow guy, Bear, is in a new commercial for Windows Live Photo Gallery. As for Bear's future endeavors this commercial leaves has many people wondering, what does it mean?

Pat O'Brien writers letter to Lindsay Lohan

Pat O'Brien wrote an open letter to Lindsay Lohan offering her advice on how to over come her addiction. I've also written a letter to Lindsay Lohan asking for a $10 refund for Georgia Rule.

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Anthony Bourdain critiques other reality shows

Anthony Bourdain criticized food competition reality shows calling Man vs. Food, "morally questionable" and Fox's MasterChef, "dreadful." Representatives from both shows responded by saying, "Who is Anthony Bourdain?"


Via The Hollywood Reporter

NASA planning mission to visit the sun

NASA is currently planning a mission to the sun. Snooki has shown great interest to join the trip to work on her tan.


Via CNET

Man Causes Explosion While Trying To Kill A Spider

A British man caused an explosion while trying to kill a spider. For more information about the incident check out the upcoming Sci Fi Channel Movie, Fire Spiders.

Via The Daily Telegraph

9021-Oh My God

Today is 9/02/10 or 90210. There's expected to be extensive celebration in Jason Priestley's condo.

Via CBS News

Playboy Video Game

Playboy is releasing an online video game similar to Grand Theft Auto, but with Playboy models scattered throughout the game. Men everywhere said, “What? I just play it for the articles.”

Via CNET

Beijing Traffic Jam

A traffic jam in Beijing stretched 62 miles and lasted for 11 days. But, to be fair, it’s China's only McDonald's.

Via The Take Away