Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Americans' 2011 resolutions: finding jobs

A poll conducted by websites Monster.com and HotJobs.com found that 98% of its users are looking for new jobs in 2011. Which I have to point out, a poll done by Monster.com and HotJobs.com of COURSE suggests that users are looking for new jobs. Just like a poll done by Amazon.com would indicate that 98% of users are looking to buy things, or a poll from AdultFriendFinder.com would indicate that 98% of users have had sex with Tila Tequila.

What's more disturbing is that 2% of the people who were polled were not looking for a job. Leaving only one possibility, that those 2% are gainfully employed internet predators.

Can you spot the internet predator?
Trick question: All of them want to rape you.


via Business Wire

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