More dead birds!

Around 500 dead birds fell from the sky in Louisiana just three days after thousands of birds died in Arkansas. I think this string of attacks was the work of Captain Sully Sullenberger, we already know he hates birds so much that he'd crash a plane just to kill a few dozen of them.

Sullenberger thinking, "This sky aint big enough for the two of us, bitch."

via Huffington Post