Cellphone allows user to receive a blown kiss

In an effort to make cellphones more intimate, a new concept cellphone allows it's users to feel as if they're being touched, kissed, or even being whispered to. A fine idea, but, let me know when it feels like the back of a throat. All I'm saying is I like real intimancy.

The designer mentioned that one day instead of text messages, maybe users would send kisses over their cellphones. To think, the annoying guy talking on his cellphone on the bus will be a fond memory of a time gone by, replaced by the awkward guy trying to slip his cellphone some tongue on the hover-bus.



via DVICE

Oprah address Lesbian Rumors in a private rendezvous with Barbra Walters

Oprah spoke to Barbra Walters about lesbian rumors saying, "I'm not a lesbian, I'm not even kind of a lesbian." Obviously her statement is incredibly convincing, but, it makes you wonder why was one of Oprah's Ultimate Favorite Things this year Gayle's vagina?

via The Huffington Post

Captain Awesome is real

Douglas Allen Smith Jr., an unemployed 27-year-old legally changed his name to Captain Awesome based on the name of a character from Chuck. Now I've never watched Chuck, but I can't help but assume Captain Awesome is an ironic nickname for a character who's unemployed and has an obsession with a horrible television show.

via TMZ

Wikileaks supporters help Assange by screwing with websites?

Visa and MasterCard stopped allowing its cardmembers to donate to WikiLeaks. Proving once and for all, if you’re an free-speech-loving-anarchist, choose American Express, Do More™.

As retaliation, WikiLeaks supporters organized through Facebook and Twitter and managed cause outages on both Visa's and MasterCard’s websites. Supporters rallied around the hashtags #WikiLeaks #Payback and #BattleStarGalactica


The Facebook and Twitter pages used to organize these attacks were both removed for violation of terms of service. The social network Friendster has offered a safe haven to WikiLeaks supporters saying, “Please, use our website to organize attacks on anyone you want, really we don't care, attack anyone. Even Facebook or Twitter. Seriously, we wouldn't mind at all if you took down those websites.”

via CNET

Time Capsule discovered at San Francisco school

In San Francisco, a 100 year old bronze time capsule was found, the contents of which are unknown. I say no one opens it because, I already saw this movie, and it was called Knowing and it was terrible. Also, spoiler alert, everyone on the earth dies at the end of this movie, and you don't want the entire world's blood on your hands because you had to open Pandora's bronze box, do you? Now let try and dig up a cute guy who's been living in a nuclear shelter since the 1960's cause I've seen that movie too and two people fall in love and they're rich from old stuff and it's really sweet.



via SF Gate

Google settles lawsuit for $1

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Google Inc. settled a lawsuit, acknowledging it trespassed on a Pittsburg couple's property and are required to pay $1 in damages. So, Gmail users, expect can expect service outages as a result of this loss. Once they pay their legal fees, the couple is planning to take whatever is left over and travel to Europe.

The Borings (yes, that's really their name) are satisfied with this victory calling it, "One sweet dollar of vindication." The Borings next lawsuit is against the Mars Corporation for when the pack of Peanut M&Ms didn't fall out of the vending machine. The Borings are hoping for "Seventy-five sweet cents of vindication." It's unclear at this time if they would seattle for 75 cents worth of sweet chocolate.

via PC World

Alcoholic Chocolate Milk: Real

A new product is available locked up in your local grocer's diary selection, Adult Chocolate Milk. Adult Chocolate Milk is chocolate milk that's 1% fat and 20% alcohol. Hopefully this will be more successful than the first Adult Chocolate Milk, Chocolate Milk bottled in a glass dildo (shake vigorously before consuming).

Of course Adult Chocolate Milk the perfect drink for your inner child, who just wants to forget their childhood.

Official Product Site
via Geekologie

DreamWorks Animation refuses to stop making sequels

Jeffrey Katzenberg, the K in DreamWorks SKG, stated that there will be four Madagascar movies, six Kung Fu Panda movies, and at least three How To Train Your Dragon movies. Hope you really liked them the first time around, because DreamWorks Animation is giving us microwaved leftovers for the next decade.

via I Watch Stuff

Josh Duhamel booted from flight for not turning off phone

Actor Josh Duhamel was kicked off a flight Thursday after refusing to turn off his Blackberry, causing the flight to be delayed. So good news, even though the TSA doesn't allow more than 3.4 ounces of liquid aboard planes, they still allow 150 pounds of ass hole.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Larry King getting into stand up

Larry King is planning to do a comedy tour once he's finished with Larry King Live. King said stand-up is what he loves, so, rest assured he will divorce stand-up within a year or two, that is assuming he lives that long.



via New York Magazine

Lady Gaga quits Facebook & Twitter

Lady Gaga is quitting her Facebook and Twitter until $1 million is donated to the charity Keep A Child Alive. That's right world, all you have to do is be selfish and keep your money, and you never have to hear from Lady Gaga again.

Ok, I broke my poker face. Get it? I made a reference to Lady Gaga. Donate, be nice, help out some people with AIDS, cause Lady Gaga's narcissism won't allow her to stay away from Twitter more than a week anyway. I guess if you have AIDS, then hold on to your money, but, don't tell me you have AIDS, you're only gonna bring me down. And I don't wanna hear anyone say they're not gonna donate because they have HIV, it's like, "I get it, you could have AIDS soon," and I could too if I get a blood transfusion in Mexico, but, you don't hear me complaining.

via CNET

Stop daydreaming, read this.

Harvard Psychologists found that people spend about 47 percent of their time daydreaming. When asked what the significance of this study is, a researcher said, "Huh, what? Sorry I was thinking about something else."


via ABC Los Angeles

Piano dealer caught cheating clients

Susan Gilner, a piano dealer in San Francisco, was sentenced to more than two years in a state prison for pocketing proceeds from sales that were owed to her clients. Luckily for Gilner the crime wasn't committed in Texas, where the punishment for this crime is execution by piano falling.

via SF Gate

TSA Agent does job, USA loses it's mind

John Tyner, a man flying out of San Diego, was stopped by TSA and asked to submit to either a body scan or a full body pat down but told the TSA agent, "If you touch my junk I'll have you arrested." He was escorted out of the airport and the video of Tyner telling the TSA agent to keep his hands to himself has become an internet sensation. This brings me to a rant I like to steal called, "Really?!?"

Really John Tyner? If you touch my junk I'll have you arrested? You're 31 years old and you're still calling your genitals your junk? If you call your penis “junk” you shouldn't be flying, you should be rolling around on a Razor scooter while your Heelys are being re-laced. I mean really. And did you really think you could have a TSA agent arrested for doing a security check? Who’s gonna arrest him another TSA agent? I mean really.

Here's a photo of John Tyner. I have some shocking news for you Mr. Tyner, the TSA agent wasn't excited about having to give you a pat down. When you refused he was probably relieved he didn't have to check the inner thigh thigh of Goat Boy. I mean really. Do you think people are lusting after your body? Really? When a cute sorority girl goes through this and complains that the TSA agents checked her wantonly, then I’ll believe it may have been unprofessional. But, when it’s you John Tyner, the ugly version of Napolean Dynamite, it’s as unlikely an interesting Stephenie Meyer novel. 

And really John Tyner, you blog under the name Johnny Edge? What are you a rejected Marvel character whose super power is possessing teenage like homophobia? I mean really.

And supports of Tyner, really? The Terrorists have won if we're allowing people to get pat down in airports? Cause I'm pretty sure they're chalking up wins after planes explode. One of the first comments on Tyner's blog was "Rosa Parks would be proud" by an anonymous commenter. Really, Rosa Parks would be proud? I guess you're right Rosa Parks did say, "I would like to be remembered as a person who wanted to be free... from people messing with my goodies.” And what if another man had looked into the TSA agent’s eyes, said, “If you touch my junk I’ll have you arrested” and the TSA agent had let him through? What if that happened, and it turned out to be a terrorist and the guy had flown the plan into the San Diego Padre’s stadium Petco Park? Sure, it wouldn’t have hurt too many people, cause who the fuck would watch a Padre’s game, I mean really. The TSA isn’t giving you jump in a bounce house. It’s a plane, if you don’t like the security that comes with it, take a unicycle. I MEAN REALLY.

via The Boston Herald
via The Los Angeles Times
via John Tyner's Blog

Prince William: Engaged!

Prince William just got engaged to his long time girlfriend Kate Middleton. Middleton will be the next Queen and inherit the vital responsibility of updating the Queen's Facebook page.

 via The New York Times

Amazon.com sells book offering advice to pedophiles

A recent controversy has arisen over Amazon.com selling a book called "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover's Code of Conduct." The book is only available in digital download, but is expected to be available in paper back once Roman Polanski's finishes the final draft.


via SF Gate

George W. Bush releases memoir

George W. Bush is releasing his self-authored memoir, Decision Points, tomorrow. This is the first presidential memoir to come in hardback, digital download, and pop-up.

via The New York Times

Meg Whitman Loses CA Governor's Race

Meg Whitman former eBay CEO lost the election for Governor of California. After sinking $141 million of her personal fortune into her bid for Governor, it seems like she should have just used the "Buy It Now" option.

via SF Gate

Rand Paul wins Senate seat

Rand Paul won his race for a Kentucky Senate seat last night. His supporters are happy he could stomp out the competition.





via New York Daily News

Christina Aguilera gets big bucks for private party

Christina Aguilera performed a one hour private show on Halloween and got paid roughly $1,000,000. This number pales in comparison to how much she usually gets paid to stop performing.


via TMZ

Pokemon creator dies at 61

The creator of the original Pokemon anime series, Takeshi Shudo, passed this weekend. Shudo was rushed to a hospital where he was declared to have 0 HP.

via Aussie Gamer

Oprah's new network wont use the B-word

Oprah announced yesterday that her new network will be, "fun... without tearing people down and calling them bitches." So we can safely assume no one will attempt to describe Ann Coulter, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Kate Gosselin, Heidi Montag, any of the Kardashians (including Bruce Jenner), Lindsey Lohan, Perez Hilton, Tila Tequila, Courtney Love, or Miss Piggy. 


via The New York Post

Nolan reveals next Batman movie title

Christopher Nolan announced the name of the new next Batman movie; The Dark Knight Rises. When asked why Nolan chose that title, he said, "I wanted to make a title that was impossible to be used in a porn parody."

via I Watch Stuff

Man asks for ying-yang, instead gets wang tattoo

An Australian man asked for a ying-yang tattoo, and instead got a tattoo of a penis on his back. Obviously the man was upset because of the homoerotic tattoo. The only tattoo more homoerotic? A ying-yang tattoo.

via Geekologie

Candy company sells gigantic Gummy Worm

Vat 19 has introduced the largest commercially available Gummy Worm. The company describes it as "Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds... a ribbed body, and a five inch girth." Sounds like the company is not only marketing the most massive gummy worm in existence, but also the most candy-like dildo. Sexually transmitted diabetes anyone?

via Geekologie

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Clarence Thomas loves Boobies

Ex-Girlfriend of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has come forward saying that Thomas was "partial to women with large breast," and, "obsessed with porn." Finally, Justice Thomas and President Bill Clinton have some overlapping policy.

via The Huffington Post

Favre gets offer to show off his penis on stage

Brett Favre got an offer to join the European traveling troupe Puppetry of the Penis. Favre is expected to take the offer because, twisting your penis into the shape of The Eiffel Tower in front of thousands of people in a modern traveling freak show is less embarrassing than the five fumbles he's had this season.

via TMZ

Man rescued after getting arm trapped in toilet

A Chinese man lost his cellphone in a toilet. After reaching in to try and retrieve his phone he got stuck. Rescue workers responded and spent five hours freeing the man. Rescue workers didn't take any questions after the ordeal because they were pooped.

via cnet

NBA bans spring-loaded shoes

The NBA officially banned a pair of spring-loaded shoes that were giving players an unfair advantage. It's expected to effectively end the career of starting center Wile E. Coyote.

via Popular Science

Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack

Iconic action star Jean-Claude Van Damme suffered a heart attack on the set of a film on Monday. After being put in the hospital by his own heart,  I can only assume that Van Damme plans to investigate where his heart is hiding, fight a series of his heart's minions, make love to a beautiful woman, and about an hour and a half later fight his heart to the death in kick-boxing match.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Teen pleads guilty to staging bomb hoax

A North Carolina teen pled guilty to staging bomb threats to colleges, middle schools and FBI offices for a live internet audience. It's unknown when he will be sentenced, as the courts have been bogged down with bomb threats.

via Wired

Snookie gets diet offer

Diet supply company AcaiSupply.com offered Snookie a cut of a profits and a year supply of their diet products in exchange for an endorsement. Snookie will likely give a glowing testimonial, a bright orange glowing testimonial.

via TMZ

Betty White joins the cast of Men In Black 3

Betty White joined the cast of Men In Black III. Producers wanted White to join the cast to make the corps of Tommy Lee Jones look young.

via I Watch Stuff

Euthanized dog comes back to life

After a man attempted to put his dog asleep, he took the declared dead dog home to bury it, and the next day his dog was up, alive and well. This shocked most people, except for friends of Dick Cheney.

via The Huffington Post

Christine O'Donnell fails to name Supreme Court decision she disagrees with

In the Delaware Senate debate Wednesday night, Republican Christine O'Donnell was unable to name a single recent Supreme Court decision she disagreed with. But, to be fair there hasn't been any supreme court cases about witches. 


via The Huffington Post

T.I. talks a suicidal man off a ledge

A suicidal man was convinced not to kill himself after T.I. recorded a video message for the jumper.  Luckily the video contained no footage from Takers, which would have forced the man to end his life.

via TMZ

Vince Vaughn weighs in on controversial trailer for "The Dilemma"

Friday, Vince Vaughn spoke out against the persecution of his film's trailer saying, "Comedy and joking about our differences breaks tension." So stop being so faggy Gay & Lesbian Alliance.


via Hollywood Reporter

Thousands of birds flock to 9/11 Memorial Lights

On the ninth anniversary of 9/11, the twin columns of light projected as a memorial over the World Trade Center site and thousands of birds flew in and out of the columns. Speaking of 9/11 I know this is a controversial opinion, but maybe we shouldn't rebuild the twin towers. Clearly stuff really likes to fly right there.


via Wired

Fireball erupts in San Bruno, CA

A gas pipeline ruptured and caused an explosion and burned down four houses in San Bruno, California. Many are upset blaming PG&E for negligence, but, officials haven't ruled out terrorism from the Fire Nation of the west.

via CBS News

CBS to air Tony Awards through 2013

CBS has committed to airing the Tony Awards for three more years. This insures CBS will continue to be the least watchable channel on television.


via The Hollywood Reporter

Spencer Pratt & Petty Pablo both arrested

Rapper Petey Pablo was arrested yesterday after he allegedly tried to sneak a gun through airport security. In Costa Rica, 'actor' Spencer Pratt was arrested for felony possession of a firearm on his way back to the U.S. yesterday. So what do Pratt and Pablo have in common besides trying to commemorating 9/11 by sneaking firearms on to airplanes? They both obviously have severe brain damage. 


via TMZ (Petey Pablo)

via TMZ (Spencer Pratt)

Michael Richards sued for attacking photographer

Photographer Brendon O'Neal claims Richards approached him and then proceed to beat the crap out of him. It seems unlikely that Richard's attacked the photographer for no reason, because O'Neal isn't black.  


via TMZ

Bristol Palin skipping out on Dancing With The Stars practice

Sources say Bristol Palin hasn't been practicing for her premier on Dancing With The Stars. Which is ok, cause if she fails she can step down as a contestant, reload, and dance for the betterment of the people of the United States and her family. 


via TMZ

Gov. Schwarzenegger makes fun of Sarah Palin on Twitter

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger posted on Twitter that he was flying over Alaska and couldn't see Russia. Many saw this as a joke at Sarah Palin's expense, unfortunately, it was because Gov. Schwarzenegger still had his sleeping mask on.


via Huffington Post

Facebook users 'are insecure, narcissistic and have low self-esteem'

According to a new study, frequent Facebook users are narcissistic and have very low self-esteem. People with low self-esteem are the worst. I hope nobody searches my name on Facebook and then adds me as a friend and pokes me and compliments my favorite movies and tv shows and then we fall in love and I won't be lonely anymore and I wont have to feel empty because I never felt like my father loved me.


via The Daily Mail

Nude photos of Kim Kardashian leaked, Kim's pissed. Not in the photo, she's pissed that the photos got released. The photos are totally hot.

Playboy released 25 never before seen photos of Kim Kardashian, Kim is reportedly upset that these photos were leaked. Good news is this is hardly as embarrassing as being seen eating Carl's Jr.

via Huffington Post

Scientist discover key to sexy dancing

Scientist discovered that women tend to be drawn to men who use a lot of space, and vary their movements. This is landmark discovery is the first time science has conclusively shown that women are attracted to douche bags. 








via Popular Science

Scientist teach robots to deceive

Georgia Tech researchers have developed robots that can deceive robots and people. Researchers call it a success saying, "There's no indication that there will be a robot uprising."

via Popular Science

Adults not eating enough Fruits or Vegetables

A recent study found that adults have been eating less fruits and vegetables. I'm tying to change this statistic by eating three jelly donuts in the morning and more Heinz ketchup on my awesome blossom.

via SF Gate

Tom Brady involved in car wreck

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was involved in a car accident and doesn't seem to be injured. John Madden described the incident saying, "Boom."

via TMZ

Uwe Boll gives the Holocaust the film it deserves

Filmmaker Uwe Boll is making a film about the Holocaust. Boll is expected to bring the same light touch to the film as he did with Blood Rayne II: Deliverance.


Fair warning, this is just awful.



via I Watch Stuff

Britney Spears being sued for alleged sexual harassment

Ex bodyguard of Britney Spears, Fernado Flores, filed a claim against Spears alleging sexual harassment. The suit sites many examples, "She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores]."  The lawsuit goes on, "The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust." Even more disgusting, Britney made Flores listen to her song, "Piece of Me"


via TMZ

Optical speed bumps

In West Vancouver a new optical speed bump is being used that makes it look as if a young girl is darting out in front of the driver's car. I can't imagine this is a good idea because once people realize this is just a trick, they'll stop slowing down when they see children in front of their cars. Of course then again this will turn every child in Vancouver into a literal speed bump, so maybe there's an upside. 

via Popular Science

3% of all Twitter traffic is Justin Bieber-related

A Twitter employee revealed that 3% of Twitter's infrastructure is Justin Bieber related. Good news is that this means the Bieber fever epidemic is 97% contained.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Hulk Hogan injures back.

Hulk Hogan injured his back while bending over to pick up a seashell. This marks the first time a sand dollar has held the title of WWE Heavyweight Champion.

via TMZ

The Japanese can walk

In this video from Japan, a college group does a synchronized walking demonstration that's truly impressive. Between this and the opening to the 2008 Beijing Olympics, you wonder why they still can't merge onto the freeway. I'm just kidding of course, stereotypes are terrible, but, it does make you think...

Money Buys Happiness!!

Researchers found that people's happiness increases with their income up to about $75,000. So if you ever wonder why immigrants work so many jobs, it's cause they're trying to be happy.

via The Huffington Post

JetBlue attendant resigns

Steven Slater resigned from JetBlue on Wednesday. Although he had personal grievances with the company, he's going to let them slide.




via The Hollywood Reporter

U.S. Open Fans Brawl In Stands

A brawl broke out among spectators Thursday night during the U.S. Open. I'd probably fight someone too if I had to watch tennis for two weeks. 






via The Huffington Post

Bristol Palin tells Leno She's "not heartbroken" about breaking up with Levi

On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Bristol Palin told Jay, "I'm not disappointed, I'm not heartbroken," over her break up with Levi Johnston. Hopefully she'll meet a good man on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.






via Huffington Post

Ashton Kutcher Denies Cheating On Demi Moore

On Twitter, Ashton Kutcher said, "I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees." Ashton is expected to file a lawsuit once he finds his car.

Huffington Post

Craigslist Blocks Access to ‘Adult Services’ Pages

Craigslist has blocked access to its “adult services” section and replaced the link with a black label showing the word “censored.” Related story, Montana Fishburne REALLY needs to sell her sex tape. 

via The New York Times

First Implantable Artificial Kidney

An artificial kidney powered by the circulatory system could be the first implantable device to replace kidney donation. Even better news, now you can get a drink in a bar in Mexico and not have to worry about waking up in a bathtub full of ice.

via Popular Science

7.4 Earthquake hits New Zeland

A 7.4 magnitude earthquake struck in New Zealand 20 miles west of Christchurch, New Zealand's second most populous city. Wyclef Jean is expected announce his candidacy for president of New Zealand any minute.

via The New York Times

Double Rainbow Guy gets commercial

The Double Rainbow guy, Bear, is in a new commercial for Windows Live Photo Gallery. As for Bear's future endeavors this commercial leaves has many people wondering, what does it mean?

Pat O'Brien writers letter to Lindsay Lohan

Pat O'Brien wrote an open letter to Lindsay Lohan offering her advice on how to over come her addiction. I've also written a letter to Lindsay Lohan asking for a $10 refund for Georgia Rule.

via The Hollywood Reporter

Anthony Bourdain critiques other reality shows

Anthony Bourdain criticized food competition reality shows calling Man vs. Food, "morally questionable" and Fox's MasterChef, "dreadful." Representatives from both shows responded by saying, "Who is Anthony Bourdain?"


Via The Hollywood Reporter

NASA planning mission to visit the sun

NASA is currently planning a mission to the sun. Snooki has shown great interest to join the trip to work on her tan.


Via CNET

Man Causes Explosion While Trying To Kill A Spider

A British man caused an explosion while trying to kill a spider. For more information about the incident check out the upcoming Sci Fi Channel Movie, Fire Spiders.

Via The Daily Telegraph

9021-Oh My God

Today is 9/02/10 or 90210. There's expected to be extensive celebration in Jason Priestley's condo.

Via CBS News

Playboy Video Game

Playboy is releasing an online video game similar to Grand Theft Auto, but with Playboy models scattered throughout the game. Men everywhere said, “What? I just play it for the articles.”

Via CNET

Beijing Traffic Jam

A traffic jam in Beijing stretched 62 miles and lasted for 11 days. But, to be fair, it’s China's only McDonald's.

Via The Take Away

Do-Gooders Are Unpopular Team Members

Scientist Craig Parks published a study that revealed that over-achievers are often resented by their co-workers. When reached for comment his co-workers said, “Fuck that guy.”

Via Wired

Experimental Pain Ray Used On Prisoners

An L.A. prison is currently using an experimental pain ray that causes burning sensations. Until the devices is ready for mass use, prisoners will get the burning sensation the old fashioned way. Herpes.

Via Popular Science

Government Worker plays hooky for 12 years

A government employee in Virginia got payed almost $500,000 for a job that she did not show up for once in her 12 years as an employee. The only other person in DC who made more money for not working was George W. Bush.

Man Shot In Head Finds Out Five Years Later

A Polish man was shot in the head and was so drunk he didn't realize that he'd been shot until five years later. Hopefully soon he'll find the penis drawn on his face. 

Via Huffington Post

Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine Possession

Paris Hilton was arrested Friday night for cocaine possession. See kids, there is glamor in crack whoring.

Via The Hollywood Reporter

Bristol Palin to join Dancing With The Stars?

Bristol Palin is rumored to be joining the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars. But, since it’s Bristol Palin, this engagement is likely be canceled.

Via Yahoo

Pentagon Identified Security Problem

It was revealed this week that the a significant U.S. military security breach was caused by a flash drive. The Pentagon said they’ve made significant progress on this issue, but now they can't get the computer to display the correct time.

Via The Washington Post

Construction Workers Protest Ground Zero Mosque

Men dressed as construction workers protested the proposed Ground Zero Mosque. They were joined by a police officer, an indian, and the rest of the Village People.

Via Huffington Post

Apple Executive stashed $150,000 in shoe boxes.

It was revealed that an Apple executive had over $150,000 hidden in shoe boxes in his home. It was an honest mistake though, in his safe, 6 pairs of Crocs.

Via SF Gate

Jewel set to perform at the Prime Time Emmy Awards

Jewel is set to perform at the Prime Time Emmy Awards. I’m personally looking forward to seeing this performance 12 years ago.

Via The Hollywood Reporter

Scientists Discovered a New Element

Scientists discovered a new element today. The new element has yet to be named, as it is standard scientific practice that once the element is discovered somewhere other than where initially found, it will be named. Its name will likely be Roseanne Barr because the new element is very heavy and a complete bitch.

Via New York Times

Hot Water Freezes Faster Than Cold Water

Experiments at State University of New York at Binghamton has shown that under the right circumstances, warm water does in fact freeze faster than cold water in a phenomenon called, the Mpemba effect. James Brownridge, the man who confirmed the effect, is hoping to publish this in a book called, "Warm Water Freezes Faster Than Cold Water, and 99 More Things People Don't Care About."


Via Wired

Twitter Wants to Read A Book

Jeff Howe has come up with the idea that everyone on Twitter should read he same book, so that twitter user can have a massive discussion about the book via Twitter. Right now, American Gods by Neil Gaiman is in the lead to be read by the Twitter community. The number one trending topic on Twitter right now is Tostitos, good lucking getting them to read, Jeff.

Via Wired

Too Tired For Sex

The National Sleep Foundation published a new study that said one in every four Americans are so sleep deprived, that they are often too tired for sex. I've been sleeping on average 14 hours a day, so ladies, I promise I'm never too tired, all you have to do is ask.


Via New York Times

Test Bomb Detonation

A terrorist managed to smuggle a bomb hidden in his underwear aboard a plane on Christmas Day. The BBC did a test representing what would have happened if the terrorist on flight 253 had managed to detonate his bomb. They found that the bomb would not have disabled the aircraft, but, instead, would have just ruined the terrorist's nuts. 

Via BBC